Chicago Bears – 21 Brown Elementary – 29 1/15/2006

Any Bears fan knows what that title means.  Chicago, you could have been beaten by my elementary school today.  The number one defense in the league gave up 29 points today, the most all season.  Not only was it the most all seasons, it was to a team that they beat 13 – 3 earlier this season, witout their starting quarterback.  Steve Smith, I hate you.  You made the defense look like 3rd graders chasong a retarded kid in a wheel chair but just couldn’t seem to catch him.  Brian Urlacher, you were money, aside from one missed tackle, but they lost yardage anyway.  Other Bears defense players: if I were the coach, you would still be doing drills; drills that involved putting my penis in your mouths..  Steve Smith is 5′10 180lbs and he danced circles around you.  Even I knew where he was going, yet you couldn’t seem to pick him up.  I hate football, the NFL, and most importantly Brown Elementary.  I mean the Carolina Panthers.